FUNDAMENTALS OF WOMEN(for men)

This list is what i believe that every man should know about women, its certainly not all inclusive as there are literally millions of things that men could and probably should learn about women, but probably never will. This list is simply an abstract, a compilation of things that many men already know and for the benefit of those who do not.

1 We are  stronger than you are. Emotionally that is. Yeah,we may cry easier than men, but just watch what happens as time rolls on. No matter what, they're still there, standing strong, long after the men have left the building.

2 - OH we hate bras. wee can never get them to fit and we hate the way they're advertised. We also don't like how men react to bras.

3.1. Saying "i love you" or doing other cutesy things don't count if they're only done when you're in trouble. In fact, they will be completely ignored.

4.  Playfulness turns us on. Women like to tease and be teased.

5. We can't promise that we won't get mad when you tell the truth, but we WILL be even madder if you lie.

 6. We don't always smell good. It's true. No matter how sweet and feminine, there are times when a woman can make a man want to hold his nose and run.

 7. Contrary to popular belief, most women won't try to blackmail you with sex, but if we're unhappy with you, we won't be "in the mood". If you want some action, you need to make us happy.

8.We want to be the most important thing in your life at least ahead of gaming, pokemon, and your favorite band.

 9. Most women can take care of themselves, but it's cute when you're A LITTLE protective of us. Small things like calling to make sure we made it home safely go a long way. (That's also why we have you get rid of bugs -- that small demonstration of taking care of us.)

10. We like neck and ear stuff more than you think. we like to be nuzzled for a long time. In fact, they are never done with that before you are.

11. Women like frequent small shows of affection. Gross PDA is not encouraged, but things like a quick hug from behind or running your hand across our shoulders as you walk by is adorable.

12.Women love to be complimented and aren't ashamed to show it. They love especially to hear nice things about those things they are most self-conscience about.

13.We feel flattered when hit on, no matter how yucky you are. It's true, even if we blow you off and act like you're not worthy.

14.Women and sleep, it's a very special relationship; one that you'd be wise to respect.

15.We expect you to hate the same things and people as we do. It's called loyalty

16. We know stuff about you we won't ever tell you about. It's true. It might even be stuff you don't know about yourself.

17.Our relationship with shoes is none of your business. So there is no reason to mention it, right?

18. We will always be jealous and intimidated by other women, we just can't help it. This will include your exes, your mother and even your sisters

19.We aren't as obsessed with your size as you probably are.

20. Once you've fallen in a toilet, you'll understand why we ask you to put the seat down.

21.Even nice girls like suggestive things whispered to them in public.

22. Even if we respect and love them, we don't want to be compared to our mothers.

23.A woman is not a vagina with legs.

24. Sorry to pop the myth, but women have bodily functions too.

25.No quality woman will expect you to blow hundreds of dollars on her for pricey dates and expensive gifts. But surprises and the occasional outing will earn you brownie points.

26.We will judge you if you spend more time on your appearance than we do.

27. Foreplay is very important.

28.If they love you, there is no changing their mind. No matter what idiotic thing you do, there is nothing you can do to change her heart. Though, you ought to keep in mind, this does not mean she won't leave you anyway

29. When watching a movie together, cuddling is a must.

LAST BUT DEFINATELY NOT LEAST 

30.They will do practically anything for you if you truly love them. It's true, women are asked to do some incredibly odd things by men, and they do them, for no better reason then because they feel love