FUNDAMENTALS OF WOMEN(for men)

This list is what i believe that every man should know about women, its certainly not all inclusive as there are literally millions of things that men could and probably should learn about women, but probably never will. This list is simply an abstract, a compilation of things that many men already know and for the benefit of those who do not.

1 We are  stronger than you are. Emotionally that is. Yeah,we may cry easier than men, but just watch what happens as time rolls on. No matter what, they're still there, standing strong, long after the men have left the building.

2 - OH we hate bras. wee can never get them to fit and we hate the way they're advertised. We also don't like how men react to bras.

3.1. Saying "i love you" or doing other cutesy things don't count if they're only done when you're in trouble. In fact, they will be completely ignored.

4.  Playfulness turns us on. Women like to tease and be teased.

5. We can't promise that we won't get mad when you tell the truth, but we WILL be even madder if you lie.

 6. We don't always smell good. It's true. No matter how sweet and feminine, there are times when a woman can make a man want to hold his nose and run.

 7. Contrary to popular belief, most women won't try to blackmail you with sex, but if we're unhappy with you, we won't be "in the mood". If you want some action, you need to make us happy.

8.We want to be the most important thing in your life at least ahead of gaming, pokemon, and your favorite band.

 9. Most women can take care of themselves, but it's cute when you're A LITTLE protective of us. Small things like calling to make sure we made it home safely go a long way. (That's also why we have you get rid of bugs -- that small demonstration of taking care of us.)

10. We like neck and ear stuff more than you think. we like to be nuzzled for a long time. In fact, they are never done with that before you are.

11. Women like frequent small shows of affection. Gross PDA is not encouraged, but things like a quick hug from behind or running your hand across our shoulders as you walk by is adorable.

12.Women love to be complimented and aren't ashamed to show it. They love especially to hear nice things about those things they are most self-conscience about.

13.We feel flattered when hit on, no matter how yucky you are. It's true, even if we blow you off and act like you're not worthy.

14.Women and sleep, it's a very special relationship; one that you'd be wise to respect.

15.We expect you to hate the same things and people as we do. It's called loyalty

16. We know stuff about you we won't ever tell you about. It's true. It might even be stuff you don't know about yourself.

17.Our relationship with shoes is none of your business. So there is no reason to mention it, right?

18. We will always be jealous and intimidated by other women, we just can't help it. This will include your exes, your mother and even your sisters

19.We aren't as obsessed with your size as you probably are.

20. Once you've fallen in a toilet, you'll understand why we ask you to put the seat down.

21.Even nice girls like suggestive things whispered to them in public.

22. Even if we respect and love them, we don't want to be compared to our mothers.

23.A woman is not a vagina with legs.

24. Sorry to pop the myth, but women have bodily functions too.

25.No quality woman will expect you to blow hundreds of dollars on her for pricey dates and expensive gifts. But surprises and the occasional outing will earn you brownie points.

26.We will judge you if you spend more time on your appearance than we do.

27. Foreplay is very important.

28.If they love you, there is no changing their mind. No matter what idiotic thing you do, there is nothing you can do to change her heart. Though, you ought to keep in mind, this does not mean she won't leave you anyway

29. When watching a movie together, cuddling is a must.

LAST BUT DEFINATELY NOT LEAST 

30.They will do practically anything for you if you truly love them. It's true, women are asked to do some incredibly odd things by men, and they do them, for no better reason then because they feel love

A WOMAN

Everyone wonders what’s her secret? 
she is a survivor, and  a fighter, and yet still posses the ability to cry. Face to face with adversity she will only pass through fire with strength.She pulls herself up crawls, stands, and finally walks again,to continue to give amazing color to the world in which she lives.She is the girl who has been raped and called a whore, the mother with 3 kids and no father to support them
, the woman with cancer who still manages to come out on top
, the grandmother who is forced to be a mother yet again because 
Of her daughters mistakes. They all have one thing in common….
The Real Strength of a Woman
. 
Every woman is a catalyst for any little girl to become the same, so the question is what will be the consequences from her name?
 Strong relays an outward appearance yet under pressure it cracks, 
And only through strength will she be able to withstand the attack.
 Imagine how tough women have to be not just bearing and raising their child, 
While at the same time many have to control their spouse from running wild, 
A single or married mom with a tight knit family that's united for any length, now that's strength. 
Isn't it amazing disciples from miraculous powers were big and strong, Peter cut off a servant's ear but denied Christ 3 times it didn't last long, Yet two Mary's and Salome the weaker sex faithfully stood by at length. Elsewhere blacks sat in the back of the bus for years although it was wrong, 
now imagine how many men complied who were big and Strong, 
But, it was a female, Rosa Parks, who would not budge one inch, 
Yet another example of what it means for women to have Strength.
 Never underestimate the strength of a woman, for we are mysterious creatures that can not be explained.It is thousands of years later, man still cries, 'first the woman was deceived, '
As Adam looked at God and said, 'it was that woman you gave me' oh Eve? 
It always happens that when things go wrong we are quick to pass the blame? 
Sin didn't manifest till Adam ate the fruit as well but he put it on Eve's name.We will stand even when the world is falling down around us.We will reinvent ourselves, and grow beyond expectation. I still don’t fully know the strength of a woman
 but every woman out there that I’ve seen, met or come into contact with
 lal possess these qualities in one way, shape or form.