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This is a letter of apology, whom am I apologizing to, Mr. Right for one, a friend, anyone who saw me, my family……………………what am I apologizing for? Now that’s the million dollar question, but from what I hear my actions on Tuesday were not exactly of my kind of behavior, I don’t want to give excuses and I don’t want to blame anyone or anything. Only I am responsible for my actions. To Mr. Right, I don’t want you to think that I may not always feel or know the value of this gift, and I have become painfully aware of the failure that I represent, of not being able to remember certain events that have transpired. I have heard different stories of what happened and some say I was drunk, (but I know myself, I have photographic memory I remember details) anyway no excuses no nothings. Think happy thoughts I keep on telling myself, but am scared, angry, confused and so apologetic coz the things I hear I did, sound so horrendous. I feel like I am taking advantage of the exquisite and unique nature of love.

WHY ITS GOOD TO BE A WOMAN

I am officially proud to be a woman, not in the orthodox way, but in a less conventional point of thinking. To get my point you will definitely have to read this. I don’t know about all you women out there, but I have definitely been told that I talk a lot (this is a plus for me, coz when I am quiet I am absolutely up to no good). I have also been in a situation whereby, a dude will tell me waaah si your friend can talk or this chic can talk a mile a minute .Well to all who have been clustered in the group of talkative women, or have listened to your male friends go on and on about talkative women, well this is the best READ ever. Believe it or not, one half of the population has always suspected it and the other half vocally denies it. So today I am the bearer of good news, it all comes from reading a book called the female mind and it has been scientifically proven that we women talk THREE TIMES MORE than men. Deal with it. Whoop whoop aren’t you proud to be a woman, I mean that whole belief of what a man can do a woman can do better has just been scientifically proven. As in if you put it into an average number of words, its 20,000 words in a day - 13,000 more than the average man to be exact. This was a good day for women, one might ask, so what, how does it benefit you, well did you know that the simple act of talking triggers a flood of brain chemicals which give women a rush similar to that felt by heroin addicts when they get a high.(AWESOME). According to the people behind this theory and to be more specific one Dr Luan Brizendine, “Women have an eight-lane superhighway for processing emotion, while men have a small country road” and this is why we treat the world in a different way. The funny thing is all this differences can be traced back to the womb, where the sex hormone testosterone moulds the developing male brain. We also speak more quickly, devote more brainpower to chit-chat - and actually get a buzz out of hearing our own voice (explains why I talk to myself). This to my guys (so that you don’t feel too bad) apparently what the male brain may lack in conversation and emotion, they more than make up with in their ability to think about sex. What was the best part of this read for me was to understand why Mr. Right goes blank in the middle of an argument. Oh well, hope you are jazzed as I am