Monday, August 1, 2011

Cheat Sheet For cheaters

Ok so most of y’all are big funs of Joey Greco well here are a few thing he hasn’t told you c/o ASG:
 The friend you tell today will be the former friend who rats you out tomorrow…. They will rat you out. They always do. Why? Because there are two types of friends:The friend who wants to bang your girlfriend and The friend who is a good person.
 STDs are real and there are lots of skanky women who carry them, especially among women who are willing to cheat with you. A diamond may be forever, but gonorreah lasts a helluva long time too
 Hook up in public and chances are good that you will be spotted by someone you don't know who knows you, and knows your girlfriend. It's a small world.
 The hookup girl may play it cool for a while, but chances are she wants to be the full time thing and she will secretly work to get you busted.
 The more you go back for some, the greater the risk you will get busted.
 If you are meeting your side thing at your place, your neighbors know and sometimes they talk to girlfriends. Especially if you live in an apartment with thin walls.
 Girlfriends see strange numbers on your phone and investigate them.
 Your girlfriend's family and friends have a longer memory than she does. Long after girlfriend forgave you, her family and friends will still hate you.
 Your girlfriend WILL cheat on you in retaliation. She won't tell you about it, ever, but she and her girlfriends will share many a giggle at your expense. Oh yeah, the guy she cheats with will be hotter than you.
 Your girlfriend will try harder than anything to forget what you did. She will not. It will always hurt.
 Trying to date two women costs three times as much. (LOL!)If you want to fix things with your girlfriend, she will forgive you, but the relationship will change. She will always have trust issues with you from that moment on, no way around it. Besides, you deserve it.
 Even if the other woman says she is cool with just having casual sex with you and is not emotionally committed, its not true, she cares and it will come out at some point. She may become violent.
 here are hundreds of signs that you may exhibit that tell your girl that you are cheating that you are unaware of. You don't realize it, but you are guilty of most of them.
 Girlfriends will seek support from YOUR friends and family. They will resent you, not her.
 Keep your story straight. Girlfriends are often very methodical and like a criminal defense attorney, they will tear apart your story and try and exploit each gap they find. When they do, they will tear apart you and try to exploit each gap they find. Chances are, you will fail at this. If you are stupid enough to cheat, you aren't smart enough to lie your way out of it.
 Once disposed of, the now ex-girlfriend may contact your next real girlfriend and befriend her, then drop the hammer on you.

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